14 7 / 2014

Take 50% off in my print store at galdalou.bigcartel.com with the code FUNBAGS until midnight GMT tonight!

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27 6 / 2014

I was sent these undies from someone fabulous who purchased them for me from my wishlist, I’ll post a better photo very soon! 💗

I was sent these undies from someone fabulous who purchased them for me from my wishlist, I’ll post a better photo very soon! 💗

27 6 / 2014

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26 6 / 2014

qdotint said: From rise to shine.. How do your days go? I remember you saying something along the lines of that you work management. It's gotta be a lil hectic being that you are a model.

My alarm goes off at 7.36, I roll around in bed, check twitter, then get out of bed, maybe take a picture for Instagram and Tumblr. I get dressed, have breakfast (cereal most days, frosties in particular atm) and leave the house at 8.40 to get to work for 9.20. I go through Instagram on the bus on my way to work. I open up my shop, do my day job until 5.30 when it’s time to lock up and go home. I get home around 6.30 and spend the evening chilling with my boyfriend and Schmidt, our cat. We watch netflix, or Russ paints and I go through social media, tumblr asks, peoples questions on IG, twitter mentions etc. we go to bed about half ten (so hardcore) and I go to sleep around half eleven because I like to read for a little while :)

I would like to point out that I don’t consider myself a model. The only paid jobs I do are for SuicideGirls, and I haven’t been the most regular at shooting for them…

25 6 / 2014

Anonymous said: Hi hello okay so I literally have the same nipples as you and I'm always so insecure about them bc I feel like they aren't normal or what they should be bc all my friends are different then mine but like have they ever been a problem like idk do boys mind bc I feel like when I finally show my boobs to a boy they will be like wth is this

I literally just got a message from someone saying how much they like my nipples. You know there’s nothing wrong with them right? Nipples come in all shapes and sizes, just like vulvas and penises do. Your nipples ARE NOT WEIRD.

25 6 / 2014

Anonymous said: I just wanted you to know that I always fuck my gf thinking about you (she once caught me as I was touching myself with your pics and got really upset). ♥♥♥

When you’re fucking your girlfriend, you should be thinking about her. I think you’re a disgrace really. I don’t know what you were expecting me to say to that message… And the hearts? Erm no, fuck off.

25 6 / 2014

Anonymous said: Absolutely! Happiness should be the goal in life. I think it's wonderful that your breast augmentation brings you so much happiness. Was it a decision that was difficult to come to? I don't know you (except for your online persona - who I love!) but based on your blog you strike me as a very direct person. Were you direct with knowing that this was something that would make you happier?

Well in my family, allllll the ladies have big boobies, so I grew up expecting I would also get the fabulous large bazookas! When they stopped growing at a C cup when I was 16, I had it in my head then that one day I would get a boob job. I semi happily bumbled along for a few years, and then shit happened in my life, I put on a whole lot of weight, then lost all that weight so my boobs then ended up empty sacks. I decided about halfway through the weight loss that I was going to get them done when I had lost all the wright, and that’s exactly what I did!

25 6 / 2014

Minty 😏

Minty 😏

25 6 / 2014

luthor-wyatt said: Let's be honest - None of us are ever gonna get the chance to tap that hot ass of yours, so, can we please see somebody, ANYBODY, shooting a hot load up in you?

I highly enjoyed reading this ask actually, haha! I will never film any porn for you guys, I’m definitely happy keeping that part of me just for Russ and myself!

25 6 / 2014

lettybug82 said: Hello gorgeous, Do like to wear heels, wedges or stilettos?

I’m completely rubbish in heels, so I prefer something lower, but if I’m forced into heels then they will always be Irregular Choice 👌

25 6 / 2014

Anonymous said: My friend keeps getting some not so good looking tattoos from her friends, how do I tell her the truth about the tats in a way she won't get upset?

There’s no nice way of telling a friend that what they have had put on their skin FOREVER is a bag of shite. I have a friend who had not the best choice of artist, and I just started pointing out some really good artists work to her and it didn’t take long for her to come to me and say ‘ah crap, my artist is a bit crap really?’ And she hasn’t gone back to the same person, and has had some fabulous work done on her since.

25 6 / 2014

greenlboy said: What is toad in the hole?

Ingredients

Serves: 4 

8 pork sausages
1 tablespoon vegetable oil
225g (8 oz) plain flour
4 eggs
250ml (8 fl oz) milk
salt and pepper to taste
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Method

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Preheat the oven to 200 degrees C /gas mark 6.
Pour the oil into the bottom of a baking dish, and arrange the sausages over it in a single layer. Bake for 10 minutes in the preheated oven.
Meanwhile, in a medium bowl, whisk together the flour, eggs and half of the milk until smooth. Gradually mix in the rest of the milk until a smooth batter is achieved. Season with salt and pepper.
Remove the sausages from the oven, and ladle the batter over them until the sausages are 3/4 covered. Return to the oven, and bake for 35 minutes, or until the centre is risen and browned. Don’t worry if the underside seems slightly soft, as this is normal.

24 6 / 2014

Anonymous said: I'm 17 almost 18 (5 months) and my boyfriends 27 almost 28 (3 months) do you consider him a pedophile ? It's completely legal where I live. 16's the legal age for consent in my state (in America).

No, of course I don’t! You guys are both over the age of consent, it’s totally up to you what you do. I never said there was anything wrong with an age gap.

24 6 / 2014

bludcrimsonsworld said: Your face is busted like Paul Walkers car and you have some really shitty tattoos. Glad I'm anonymous.

I see from your tumblr you have used the same insult to other women. I imagine you’re quite a catch yourself 👌

24 6 / 2014

fuzzychuck said: Your are an amazingly beautiful women, and I love your tattoos. I have to ask, given the amount of pervs on tumblr, how aften do you get asked "can smell the roses?"?

I don’t think anyone has ever asked about ‘the roses’. Am I being really thick when I think it’s an euphemism for someone wants to smell my vagina…?